Disneyland Joke Countdown

Last time we were at Disneyland the tram driver told the funniest jokes on the way to the car. My boys were laughing so hard and told me they would make good lunchbox jokes. I decided that for our trip coming up in the fall I would make a countdown with 14 great Disney jokes.

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There are 14 printable jokes that you can use as lunch box jokes. Or you can print the easily foldable “envelopes” to create a fun countdown.

All you have to do is download, print, and cut them out, and fold the envelopes in half.

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Put a joke in each fold and shut.

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Then clip to hold the joke inside.

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There are two printable Mickey Ears on the joke cards that you can use to string a ribbon between the two and clip the cards to.

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disneyland lunch box jokes


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Previous author of Over the Big Moon. I shared my passion for home and family life! I love graphic design, DIY projects, cooking, and working in my garden! My favorite role is taking care of my husband and our 3 amazing and busy boys!

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    OH.MY.GOODNESS! Even my very cynical husband laughed over these! So looking forward to tucking these in my daughter’s lunchbox this fall. Thank you so much for sharing (it was a good mental health break for us oldies, too!)


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    Alison Lewis Weigand


    The envelope DL is not working. LOVE the jokes!


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      They are working now! Sorry about that!


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